Monday, March 14, 2005

dawn of the lucas :: mature edition


after a sneak peek during last night's 60 minutes , everybody's wondering whether or not the mpaa will smack star wars III: revenge of the sith, with a pg-13 rating. ol' lucas says it's the darkest yet, complete with violent saber fights and hellish imagery. though a "13" would be ground breaking for the saga, does it really make a difference? is lucas after one last hurrah (or fuck you) to the legions of rabid nerdy kids and film buffs? does anakin's turn to the dark side really neccessitate blood red and soot black color themes? the answer, good friends, is yes. to everything. a resounding yes.

Sunday, March 13, 2005

the only real food group.

thanks to a wonderful sales speech at this weekend's annual groves forensics retreat, i have come to discover the beauty that is [cereality] . explore this dream-bar of cereal as soon as you can. word has it it's coming to ann arbor, but that wouldn't be good because then my diet would turn to only cereal and cereal related foods, like jordache. a fast food restaurant based solely on concocting ice-cream sundae bar style morning meal delectables. all types of crunchy flakiness. cereal bars. flavored milk (EDIT: sick). why didn't i think of this? hats off to cereality, or at least the idea of it.