once again, i am superiorior to steven m. zacks

Okay, all of you fanatical reader's of my trusted friend Steven M. Zack's "Lohanified" blog Banality, Autumnattic's got a one-up for you. Well, sort of. Once again, actually, Autumnattic is superior to Banality, simply because he has black lungs, whilst mine are oh-so-pink. Say, speaking of Miss Lindsay herself, how about the time she lost her purse after a drunken Thanksgiving, and then was shocked to find THESE scans of her California license and highly overused credit card floatin' on the netski. Lindsay's new ALBUM, uh, "RUMORS," dropped yesterday. Hmmm. Publicity stunt? Nah, that'd be taken care of by her appearance on TRL yesterday. Ah well, enjot her license picture, which coincidentally, they could not airbrush as well as her Rolling Stone cover this summer.

Today's campus "Current" magazine has a bland interview with acclaimed Facebook nerd/creator Mark Zuckerberg. He seems like your average dry computer programmer, but so much more, really. I mean, he like, INVENTED, the facebook! Seriously, you HAVE to facebook me. I have SO MANY friends. Whatever, Friendster was novel, this is just a rehash [i'm close to an addict, mind you].

REMAKE RUNDOWN! Here are a few first ever pics of Peter Jackson's secret remake of "King Kong," starring Adrian "I haven't been in anything since I won an Oscar for playing a Jew, except for that special ed guy in that M. Night Shyamalan flop" Brody, Jack "Where the fuck has Tenacious D been" Black, and Naomi "I was only sort of hot in Huckabees" Watts. On a related note, the "Return of the King" extended 8 hour special edition DVD drops next week. [via goldenfiddle]

ELECTRIFYIN'! Details sort of emerge on The Darkness' follow up to "Permission to Land"

OY! Motley Crue to join the reuniting bandwagon. Right after, of course, Tommy Lee graduates from that one university and closes up his private Starbucks. They play the palace in February.

Happy Chanukah to all who wished it to the 13291/2!

chanukah bathroom reading

Since it is the eve of the first night of Chanukah, I've decided to share with you, Autumnattic loyal readers, two of my all time favorite Chanukah books. Mother will read them year after year, and believe me, they DO NOT get old. Buy them now. C'mon, don't jest. Read for CHANUKAH!

Somebody explain how National Treasure is at #1 again.

Autumnattic was treated (?) to a special advance screening of the upcoming Coach Carter, starring Samuel L. Jackson and "Spanish" from Old School (& Ashanti, GIRRRRL!). Though it was a mix of Dangerous Minds and Hoosiers, Remember the Titans and The Brothers, it is mildly entertaining, but nothing exceptionally fresh. What'd you expect? But in more important screening info, Wes Andersen's anticipated "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" will be shown this Friday, 12/10 in the Natural Science Auditorium. It WILL be packed, so get your cheap little butts there early, son.

Batman Begins begins with an amazingly cool teaser poster. Touche, Jack Kelly from Newsies, touche.

Hot O.C. rumorsCOLLIDE. Word has it lip serviced, poor acting rich ninny Marissa is gonna lock lips with another female character in an exploratory lesbian scene. TiVo on alert, teenagers of America (& college kids)

Look, I am not going to lie. I browsed the cover article in this month's Alternative Press, and it got me really excited for my guilty pleasure "wack emo band" records coming this spring and summer. A great cover story on everyone's favorite Long Island wordsters Brand New, as well as info on other bands critically hated but closetly loved by those elite critics: Coheed & Cambria, Yellowcard, Alkaline Trio, Fallout Boy, Bright Eyes, Motion City Soundtrack, Deftones, and so many more.

Check out who won in the "Cheesiest Movie Line Ever" awards. Coach Carter, though a perfect candidate, had to be left out due to time constraints.