jeliquette

I would like to begin today with a spur of the moment insight on what I may hereby refer to as "Jeliquette." We have recently become the proud recipients of a cashew-container full of colorfully delicious Jelly Belly jellybeans. Clearly, every inquisutive little finger that graces the insides of this container are after one of their favorite flavors of jelly bean [be it tutti frutti, watermelon, hot orange, jalapeño, buttered popcorn, etc.]. I know it is important to get the absolute best flavor every time you dip your hand in the container for more sugary sweetness, but this, of course, leads to poor Jeliquette. Here are a few rules that Buddy Rube came up with to remedy this painfully peevish situation. To avoid roommates who "HUNT AND PECK" [CLASS: HUNTEROUS slash PECKEROUS], who dirty the container and narrow the selection of jelly beans for the rest of the housemates, make it known that hunting and pecking is strictly prohibited. Instead, try a nice little "AIM" [CLASS: AIMEROUS COURTEOUS] and grab a few at a time. Do not hunt and peck for jelly beans. That is just bad. It narrows the selection and leaves only ugly colors for the polite people who aim for their jelly satisfaction. Now, go choose CAREFULLY and mind your Jeliquette.

Though I am hesitant of biopics, Autumnattic highly recommends Liam Neeson's "Kinsey". It's a great look at some of the most liberal and sexually obsessed researchers the world of science has ever seen. Often times grotesque, mark this as the better nemesis of "Ray".

Spiderman 2 swung into Meijer last night @ midnight. For $14.99, this summer spectacular was a must-buy (even at 1:30 am last night)

CRAZY RUMOR DAY:

1) New Coldplay album tentatively set for March, 2005.

2) Coachella 2005 rumored lineup (RUMORS, people, but WOW) [via ambitious-outsiders]

APRIL 30TH

DAVID BOWIE / NINE INCH NAILS / PJ HARVEY / INTERPOL / THE FAINT / FRANZ FERDINAND / THE POLYPHONIC SPREE / BOARDS OF CANADA / TV ON THE RADIO / YEAH YEAH YEAHS / SQUAREPUSHER / CLINIC / FRENCH KICKS / SECRET MACHINES / PHOENIX / BEEP BEEP / DOGS DIE IN HOT CARS / DEATH FROM ABOVE 1979 / THE HELIO SEQUENCE

MAY 1ST

R.E.M. / TEARS FOR FEARS / WILCO / MODEST MOUSE / BRIGHT EYES / JIMMY EAT WORLD / MOS DEF / BADLY DRAWN BOY / THE STREETS / SPOON / CAKE / THE POSTAL SERVICE / THE SHINS / SLEATER-KINNEY / RILO KILEY / RADIO 4 / DOVES / IRON AND WINE / THE ARCADE FIRE / MOVING UNITS

To go along with their appearance on the O.C. on Thursday [MEH], the Killers perform on Conan tonight.

Is it me, or does Paris' wig/new color make her look strikingly like Stifler's mom with brown hair?