i will eat leftovers all week! i'm rich!
Great SCOT! Franz Ferdinand bassist Bob Hardy (hee,hee) has been hospitalized in the highly efficient country of JAPAN. The skinnies had to play acoustic to raving Japanese people, who may or may not have been similar to those Banality referred to as Peelander-Z (who opened for Electric 6 in Detroit last week). As they said, "I rove Franz Ferdirand, they lock!"
Rilo Kiley's amazingly honest-voiced sexpot Jenny Lewis is goin' SOLO. Not really, but she is in the process of recording a solo album, due summer '05, in time for R K to play the highly anticipated Coachella 2005. Jenny, please make this worthwhile and don't go all Gwen Stefani on us (Love, Angel, Music, Baby, what the fuck?)
Julia Roberts has given birth to twins. All I really have to say about that is how inconsiderately planned the conception with Danny Moder was, because they had to cover her growing belly in all of her Ocean's 12 scenes. That is R-U-D-E, Jules. Anywho, hopefully Ocean's 12 will not be as bad as the trailers make it out to be.
READY? SIMULTANEOUS LAUGH! "Alexander" only made $13.4 million opening weekend. Enough said-Brad Pitt sells better than Colin "I finally scored with Paris Hilton" Farrell in the dress and sandals, though I hear Rosario Dawson appears naked in one scene. She was one of the more polite PUNK'D victims, don't you think?
This may be old news, but crikey, somebody fly me to the UK for the premiere of the SMITHS inspired musical, featuring over 20 songs from their catalog. As reported, mayhem will ensue as crazy Brits try to grab the star's crotch and drag themselves shamelessly onstage. Wait, aren't theatergoers better behaved than Moz-heads? We'll see!
I have begun the doosy of an adventure that so many Americans began last week after BLACK FRIDAY. 1 episode of Seinfeld per day, until seasons 1-3 have been consumed. It's ambitious, but dammit, I will PERSERVERE.
If you have not seen "A Stoop On Orchard Street"-- Go SOON, BITCHES! Nothin' like the 1910's (yeah, NEWSIES!)
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004: Alex & Aaron bring live sounds to the Andover Battle of The Bands @ 7 pm. Make the commute, as Alex sings originals and Aaron tries to figure out why their is a microphone inside Alex's guitar, and looks very funny in the process.
Rilo Kiley's amazingly honest-voiced sexpot Jenny Lewis is goin' SOLO. Not really, but she is in the process of recording a solo album, due summer '05, in time for R K to play the highly anticipated Coachella 2005. Jenny, please make this worthwhile and don't go all Gwen Stefani on us (Love, Angel, Music, Baby, what the fuck?)
Julia Roberts has given birth to twins. All I really have to say about that is how inconsiderately planned the conception with Danny Moder was, because they had to cover her growing belly in all of her Ocean's 12 scenes. That is R-U-D-E, Jules. Anywho, hopefully Ocean's 12 will not be as bad as the trailers make it out to be.
READY? SIMULTANEOUS LAUGH! "Alexander" only made $13.4 million opening weekend. Enough said-Brad Pitt sells better than Colin "I finally scored with Paris Hilton" Farrell in the dress and sandals, though I hear Rosario Dawson appears naked in one scene. She was one of the more polite PUNK'D victims, don't you think?
This may be old news, but crikey, somebody fly me to the UK for the premiere of the SMITHS inspired musical, featuring over 20 songs from their catalog. As reported, mayhem will ensue as crazy Brits try to grab the star's crotch and drag themselves shamelessly onstage. Wait, aren't theatergoers better behaved than Moz-heads? We'll see!
I have begun the doosy of an adventure that so many Americans began last week after BLACK FRIDAY. 1 episode of Seinfeld per day, until seasons 1-3 have been consumed. It's ambitious, but dammit, I will PERSERVERE.
If you have not seen "A Stoop On Orchard Street"-- Go SOON, BITCHES! Nothin' like the 1910's (yeah, NEWSIES!)
Thursday, December 2nd, 2004: Alex & Aaron bring live sounds to the Andover Battle of The Bands @ 7 pm. Make the commute, as Alex sings originals and Aaron tries to figure out why their is a microphone inside Alex's guitar, and looks very funny in the process.
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