honey, I want a. . . .

Somebody organize those custody papers.

We want a clean rip down the center of the Disney / Miramax marriage / divorce scandal.

Tell Harvey he can have the untitled Tarantino project. Tell Bob he can keep the Spykids franchise (who wants it anyway?). The Weinsteins (don't you feel like you know them personally?), collectively, are some of the most powerful fat guys in H-Wood. At some point, they will have to take Eisner and simply put the kabosh on their arguing, sleeping around and script looting. Not that I have the slightest clue, but I'd like to see a peaceful resolution to this divorce of two monumentally enjoyable companies (except for Dimension Films, they are a shitty subsidiary anyway).

Oh that, and Bob Marley is going to be--ahem-- "Beatrix Kiddo'ed", straight outta his tomb , this month.