b.y.o.k.b.

in the disgusting, bacteria-laden environment of the fishbowl, i type furiously and notice a coarse, twisted brown hair in between the 'x' and 'c' keys [thanks, david].

an idea hit me, at this point, and i thoroughly encourage everyone with a functional USB keyboard to try it. b.y.o.k.b. seriously, why would anyone NOT bring their own type pad to assuage any notions of pubes, food, semen, virulent viruses, etc.? i haven't tried it yet, but i will. oh, i will.

it makes perfect sense, friends.