Polling Places, Fuck Yeah!

I am wearing a sticker that states simply: I Voted. It felt really good. The line was a paltry hour and a half. There were volunteers playing Trivial Pursuit with boredom-stricken voters in line. There was an aura of true patriotism. The "no candidate endorsement" law within 100 feet of the polling areas was certainly novel. After months of careful consideration, Autumnattic endorses Senator John F. Kerry, and looks forward to a night of sitting in front of the television. So go take those candidate signs off your lawns and stickers off your cars, because you know they will not be nearly as influential or even meaningful in about a week. Congratulations, America, on surviving months of grueling, cutthroat, asskissing douche vs. turd sandwich campaigning.

Not surprisingly those bad boy UKsters the Libertines are gonna take a much needed break. Apparently, they cannot survive on the road without heroine-friendly front man Pete Doherty. They will continue gigging until the end of December. Share your sobs here. Ain't nothing like some more press for the Kings of Leon to milk and meld into their own stories.